(Source: hirohamahda)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

flamingno:

they tried to make me go to rehab and i said will there be wifi

(Source: fyeaharthurread)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

(Source: mostamaziing)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

herculeanluxe:

blazeupandtasteme:

Mariah’s backup singer is forced to pay up when he bets $20 that she can’t hit the whistle notes in Obsessed.

oh my god

(Source: instagram.com)

psyducked:

I knew it